Hey kids! Mommy is home!


I bought a new shoe for you to destroy!


A new bed to pee on!


And a sweater from the black cat!


Mommy, was this sweater made from our black cat?


Yes, son! Mommy made your sweater from that cat. Can you stop making noise now? Daddy needs to sleep! And, by the way, you need to sleep too!


Sure daddy! We will sleep!


What? I don't want to sleep! I want to play!


Tsssss! After dad falls asleep we will turn all the house upside down!


Do you see, mouse, how difficult it is to be a mommy?


Our dad is a very cool mafia boss on our street. That is why he needs a bodyguard! Rex works for him.


This is Lucy! She is daddy's ex-girlfriend!


And this is Stella! Dad's other ex-girlfriend!


Sometimes it is difficult to believe we have the same mommy...


Hey, boys! Stop looking into mirror! I am waiting for your call!


Sorry, baby! Cannot talk now! Will call ya later!


Dad says we have talent! He wants us to be singers!


But I want to be a boxer like Tyson! I can bite even better than he can!


And I want to have a girlfriend like Naomi!


I also have a dream!


My dream is to have a good strong friend to go out with!


And a handsome boyfriend!


But dad wants me to be with this Jack! Because Jack is cool!


Sometime dad and Jack go to mafia meetings together, where they stick nose to nose with bad guys from another street.


Sometimes they even fight.


That is why dad bought us an exercise machine. So, we can go and fight sometime!


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