Oh, so tired! Could you put my legs into the bed?


I always count sheep before I fall asleep! One sheep... Zzzzzzz....


I also count before I fall asleep! But I count bottles! Three bottles of beer, one bottle of milk...... Zzzzzzz


Ah, that's you again, paparazzi?


They think I am sleeping! Tsssss! I am pretending! :)


Why do people say "cats and dogs"?


Mommy! I am scared! Having a bad dream!


I must be very careful! What if these two big ones start to move!


Did you ever have an idea to buy me a pillow? So, what if I destroy it in seconds? Must I sleep without it now?


Oh... You are a spoiled boy if asking for a pillow! I wish they would buy me a bed sometime...


Homeless! Anything will help!

 
A picture from my last vacation in Egypt. Dreaming of Egyptian girls!


Shut up everyone! I can't sleep!


Leave me alone...


Mmmmmm! Such a delicious dream!


Good night mommy!


Lights bother me so much!


I don't like hairy pussies! That's why she always shaves!


Again me and my pussy!


Pussy, wake up!


My best bed is in your hands!


Morning!


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